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So it’s 1pm, Mig San and DadyNoCondom (DNC) shows up at my place and we hop on the bikes for a 2 1/2 hour drive to Olongapo/Subic/Barrio Barretto.
I’m leading the pack as always on these Subic runs. Always keeping an eye on DNC. I don’t want him to get lost.
We get to Barrio Barretto around 330pm and we are looking for a hotel that everyone will agree on. Of course everyone is say “it’s up to you Robi”.
So I make the call and decide to stay in the old faithful, The Pub Hotel, 1500 pesos a night. I normally stay on the main strip because of the convenience. I don’t want to walk down the dirt road, drunk and horny.
We check in and Mig San wants to hit the bars early, like 5pm. Can’t I get a little rest here.
So Mig San is knocking on my door at 5pm. I call DNC and he’s on his way downstairs to my room. We finally hit the street at 530pm, and where do we hit first? Sweethearts Bar.
Sweethearts Bar does open early so I worked out perfectly. We get in there, and get comfortable in the middle table. Not even a minute goes by and 3 girls pop out of nowhere and are all over us. Then enters our waitress, “sir, would you like to buy a drink for the lady sir”?
Somehow, miraculously they got 2 double ladies drinks off of DNC and Mig San, but my girl got a single. That’s right doggy, can’t pull that double shit on me. I would buy one if the girl was worth it, but this girls wasn’t. Sorry, just not my taste. I see one girl here that use to work at The Hot Zone Bar. She knows who I am and ask if a friend in common is OK. I answer “who’s that”?
The one thing about Barrio Barretto bar girls is that they are not camera-shy. Reminds me of Angeles City a few years back. So I was able to sneak a few pictures and videos in.
From there we head off next door to The Catwalk Club. It’s there where we talked more to each other and not look at the girls. A bunch of girls came over to us and waited for a response. We kept on talking to each other and didn’t give them any attention. The girls stood there for a few seconds, looked at each other, then walked away. Nicely played. No double ladies drinks this time around.
We pay our bill and get out of there. From there we hit Flash Rat Bar. Clean Bar but I the black lights aren’t doing it for me. But different is good.
Our waitress isn’t that friendly. I tried asking about a particular girl on stage but she wasn’t much help. Seemed a little pissy. I see that the cherry girl with the nice ass is not up there. Nor is the girl with the solid body and missing teeth, up there as well. Hmmmm…..was there a sudden change in the line up?
We pay our bill and leave nothing really jumped at us in this place. Next stop, The Office Bar. Of course everyone knows me in here. I took a girl out almost a year ago and they all remember me for that. Weird.
There is a new waitress here and she is pissing me off. Kind of forcing herself to my side, and I’m not having it because she is rude, obnoxious, fat, and not my style at all. To make matters worse, she grabs the hat off my head and runs away. Fucking bitch!! I look over to our waitress and I tell her to get my hat back now!! The hat thief returns with my hat and I snatch it back from her to show how pissed I really am. She makes another childish remark and walks away full knowing that I don’t want her and everyone else in the bar knows it. She just “lost face”. Fucking cunt!!
So now Mig San has a girl with a bowling pin figure. She seems a little shy. DNC has a girl on him. She just jumped on him, oh and she’s a bitch too. I remember from my last trip here 2 months ago. She’s frickin nuts. Out of the blue she just turns to me and starts saying crazy shit. Looks like she’s on something, and I’m not talking about DNCs lap.
Eventually after getting their laughs and giggles we head on over to The Wet Spot. Sure enough, we get bombarded with girl wanting to give a massage and receive ladies drinks. I gave in and bought 2 drinks for the girls that I remember on my previous trips. But there were so many girls on us that we couldn’t even watch a minute of the show. Daddy Scott sends over a few drinks for my party. That was cool.
Out of all the bars so far, it seemed as if it has been really slow and the girls are hurting for money. Not to mention the fact that Christmas is around the corner and their families are pleading for more money.
DNC leaves a few minutes before we do because he got a hot date at 9pm. Mig San and I go over to thank daddy Scott for the drinks and we are out on the hunt again.
Next stop. Bunny Ranch Bar (Subic). So we are looking at the talent, not much at the time. I see an old friend from a year ago. she use to work at the old now closed Rascals in Paradise Bar. I acknowledge her and continue to drink and look around the area. Nothing here, so we are off again.
We walk into Lollipops Bar and sit right up on the stage. Wow…..not looking good here. Not at all. But I see a familiar face at the bar. Cute girl, but not a bar girl. I’m not giving details about her because you guys will hunt her down if I do. Before leaving the bar I go over and talk to her for a bit. I tell her that she is the prettiest one here. She says thank you, and we’re out.
We head next door to The Rum Jungle. At this time I’m feeling the effects of the alcohol. There’s one girl that catches my eye. Big black eyes that mesmerized me. Right when I’m about to call her, Mig San says “hey robi, I pick that girl for you”. So now he’s taking credit for that girl. I explain to him that I was already looking at her. But I deep inside I still think he made the call first. Oh well.
Anyways, the girl is real smart and happy to be getting a drink from me. We hit it off well, I give her the full interview, she passes. I tickle her like crazy and she doesn’t get pissed, she passes that test as well. So I then tell her that I’m going to continue to barhop with my friend because he has to find a girl and he can’t make up his mind without me. It’s true, ask Syko member The Grindking, he’ll tell you.
So we are in desperation mode trying to find Mig San a girl. Mig San wants to go into Club 1. Brah, that place is always bad when I go in there. but we need to check it out. Holy shit!!! What the hell happened in here? New girls and not bad-looking ones too!! Jezzzzz…….I should of been in here first. Too late now. I already got a good one waiting for me next door. I started flirting with the girl who was next to me and Mig San is still undecided with the girls. They are total Korean style girls. But Mig san can’t decide so we are out the door again.
We head on over to the Buccaneer Bar, where it’s depleted at this time of night. I know a bunch of them went to the Golden Nile Bar in Angeles City. It’s here where I get jumped on by a girl with a nice ass. the picture doesnt do it justice. You have to see it and feeeeeeeeeeel it in real life to appreciate it.
I was looking at my camera the next day and I recorded myself interviewing her. I think I was tweaking her nipples. After further review of the video, yes……yes……yes…..I was tweaking her nipples. Oh well, it’s good to be the Mayor.
Still, Mig San can’t decide. We peak into Angelwitch Bar and did the Korean shuffle. In and out. Now it’s getting serious. We are on a mission to get Mig San a girl. We head over to Voodoos Bar, Bar Barretto, and Club 20/20. Mig San has yet to find a girl that he wants to take home.
We then go back to get my girl from The Rum Jungle. I walk in and she jumps out from the darkness. “Oh, let’s go”. Just like that, she changes and out the door.
Alright, now we decide to go back to Sweethearts Bar and try to pick up the girls we met in the beginning of the barhop. But sure enough, these girls are now on menstruation. What? Seems a bit fishy? I’m not talking about the smell, but the story of having their periods right when they are going to be picked up. They didn’t have menstruation earlier. We’re out again!!
Ok, finally, its Bunny Ranch or bust. Mig San tells me he’s picking up something from here. We walk in, and he choses a tooth pick of a girl on stage. She comes down and Mig San tells her, “you come with me”? She agrees, and now we are ready to head back to the hotel for some exercise.
But for the record, I never liked cold calling girls down, especially in the manner in which Mig San did it. No interaction, no personality, lots of problems can arise.
The next morning Mig San tells me that his girl was really shy in bed and went as far as covering her eyes during the deed. He turned her over and the smell made him pause for a bit. He then kicked her out of the room. Wow……….Wow.
So, after all that was said and done, this is how the bars stacked up.
Best Bar: Tie - Rum Jungle Bar and Buccaneer Bar. Why a tie? Because I was feeling really good (drunk) and I had fun with the girls that I interacted with.
Worst Bar: Tie – Flash Rat Bar and The Office. The pissy waitress in Flash Rat ruined the barhop experience and the other fucked up waitress in The Office should have never forced herself on me and grabbed my hat. Bitch!!
Most Improved Line Up: Club #1. I could not believe how much better the girls were.